All The Very Best of: Sally Hawkins Topless Scenes In Movies

 I did not realize that Sally Hawkins was so willing to forgo clothing for the sake of the movie. If I had I probably would have gone into the theater for Paddington with much different expectations, and then left 95 minutes later feeling slightly disappointed. As good as Paddington was I don't think it could overcome the frustration one feels from not seeing boobs. There is a reason why so many men look miserable when they are walking down the streets of a city. They are all thinking about how much better things would be if the women were not wearing clothes. 

I cannot tell you how much self-control it takes for me to keep from smiling every time a girl takes her shirt off in front of me. I know I have to act like I've been in this situation before so that the woman does not think I'm some amateur. I don't need her jumping to any conclusions, in a short time I will be able to give her the evidence of just how incompetent I truly am. This is evidenced by the scissors I keep on my nightstand in case I run across any difficult bra straps. 

Photo Credit: Mr. Skin