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There is no need for Anna Clark to hog any flotation devices when she has a rack like that. Those are bound to keep her head above water even if she accidently falls asleep. That is why it seems so selfish of her to be using that inflated lounger. Some people like me have dense bodies and paralyzing fears of drowning, I feel like we should be the ones to get priority use of the floaties.

My fear of drowning goes way back to when I was a kid and my older brother held me under the water by using a giant inflated chair. Oh, shit. I think I just gave myself a fear of floaties.

But that’s okay. I wasn’t planning on going near water any time soon anyhow. I have actually been making an effort towards ridding the use of water in all aspects of my life. Instead of taking showers I choose to dowse myself in rubbing alcohol. I have even been trying to get rid of the water in my own body. That is why I drink so much alcohol, I want dehydrate myself as much as possible. My doctor has advised against this, but I don’t recognize the science he is using as evidence.

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