Ashley Graham Bouncing Boobs and Hard Nipple Video

I would not consider myself an expert in thermodynamics or the female body by any means, but I am pretty sure if Ashley Graham was to take off that sweater and stop bouncing around she would not feel the need to fan herself. I’m pretty sure, but, like I said, I am no expert. Maybe women’s bodies do not work the same as men’s.

I think we should handle this mystery scientifically. To start we will take off Ashley’s sweater so that she is only hopping around in her tube top. If she keeps fanning herself then we will know she is still hot. As a last resort we will have stop jumping and just stand still while wearing the tube top. I know that will be rough, the jumping is beautiful, but it needs to be done for science.

I know we are skirting the borders of ethics by performing this test directly on a human, but I see no way around it. There is no other animal as voluptuous as her.

This is the kind of event the scientific method was created for, not all of that nerd stuff that nerds are doing on nerdy mice.

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