Aspen Maye’s Lovely Nude Shoot

   What do you want to bet Aspen Maye got her name due to the lovely pair of mountain peaks she has on her chest. If she were to ever have the misfortune of having her home infested with bedbugs, they probably would never even bite her. Instead they would set up a base camp around her breasts and create a winter resort. Bedbugs would come from miles around for the chance to hit her slopes.

Flea circuses would be a thing of the past. I think those have been a thing of the past for a while now, but this would be certain to make them a relic. It would make Aspen a pretty sum of money too, and she doesn't even need to train them. The thought of all those chumps trying to teach a flea to jump through a hoop is almost enough to bring a tear to my eye.

I know I would pay at least a nickel to get a look at the action, and I know I can't be the only one. A few thousand more people like me and she'll have herself...um, a lot more nickels, that's for sure.   

Photo Credit: Photographer Danny Lane for P-Magazine