brian-mcgee - December 6, 2018
Barbara Palvin is one of the hottest women on the planet, so combining her with one of the hottest publications on the planet—Sports Illustrated's Annual Swimsuit Issue—seems like a no-brainer. Barbara's hotness begets more heat, which brings more hot ladies into the fold. It's a win-win-win-win. Everybody wins!
The thing I like best about brunette beauty Barbara is how perfectly shaped she is everywhere. Her hips are amazing, her ass is flawless, and the curve of her breasts is the kind of thing that poets used to write odes about. Now instead of writing odes, we're dropping loads in a Grecian urn, you feel me?
I think that had someone as exquisitely beautiful as Barbara existed in the age of Ovid, he would have written several quatrains in her honor. He would've written of her beauty in the most beautiful words, all the best words possible, would have been deployed in hopes of letting future generations know just how drop dead fucking gorgeous this woman was.
Thankfully we've got pictures of Barbara Palvin instead of words, because as we all know, pictures are worth more than words—literally. Seriously, if you're a freelance photographer you make a lot more than if you're a freelance writer. Look it up.
Photo Credit: Sports Illustrated / Lui Magazine / Instagram