Bella Thorne Naked In “Sexual Chocolate” Video

If you're like me, you hear "Sexual Chocolate" and all you can think of is one man. Y'all know him better as Joe the Policeman from the "What's Goin' Down" episode of That's My Momma. That's right, it's Jackson Heights' own Mr. Randy Watson...

Ah, if only. No, this time "Sexual Chocolate" is the name of a new music video from Bella Thorne, who wasn't even born when Coming to America came out. She does get naked a bunch in the video and we've only got the screencaps so we don't have to listen to her screech her way through this song, so I guess we have to focus on the positive here.

I don't know that I've seen any former Disney star as eager to get naked since Miley's early days of bad girl behavior. Her and Bella Thorne are two peas in a broke dick pod, that's for sure. They're damaged goods and we're reaping all the benefits.

So hit play on the video above as you leaf through these pictures, and don't forget to give yourselves a round of applause, y'all so lovely. And while y'all in a clapping mood, give a round of applause for "Sexual Chocolate!"

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