Body Painted Fundraising for the London Zoo

Uh-oh. I am getting another one of those scarections again. I really cannot afford any more fetishes, the last one one maxed out my credit card at the leather store and now it looks like I will be taking out a loan to invest in some body paint classes. I cannot be going out without proper training, now can I? I would look completely ridiculous if I applied my own paint. People would think I was a cheetah when I clearly intended to be a jaguar.  

How easily does body paint wash off of furniture and walls? Maybe it does not matter, my landlord only said there could be no pets. He did not say anything about weird hobbies. One needs to be careful though when venturing into new territory. It seems harmless enough to just paint yourself like an endangered animal, but next thing you know you will find yourself at a furry convention talking to a sexy tiger you can only hope is housing a woman underneath. And by the time you find out for sure it may be too late to do anything about it. Good luck finding enough alcohol to make you forget that one.

_{Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News}