Bombshell Shannon Long Strips Out Of Her Old Prospector Pajamas

I do not know why prospectors have such a cantankerous reputation. With longjohns that comfortable I would think they were the most easygoing people in the world. They could probably give Hawaiians a run for their money. That is probably why so few prospectors hit it rich back in the day. They did not have the motivation to go out and do what needed to be done. If they really wanted to find some gold then they should have lined their underwear with itching powder and icy hot. Now that is how you motivate a body.

I know I am not the most well educated in the history of prospecting, but I highly doubt there were any prospectors as hot as Shannon Long. And that seems a bit disingenuous to me. I would hate for some nerd to build a time machine and go back to San Francisco 1949 in the hopes of landing some poon, only to find a toothless old man wielding a seductive pickax. The toothlessness may come in handy if he was really that desperate, but there is a fifty-fifty chance that he would wind up on the receiving end, so I am not sure if it is worth the risk.

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