aldo-vallon - June 28, 2018
19 years old?! Holy hell, what are they feeding women down in Brazil, silicone and growth hormones?
It has been awhile since the dairy industry ran a viral campaign that really captured the attention of the masses, and judging by the prices for dairy products near me, they are probably hurting for customers. If they were smart they would tell their ad agency to hire Karen Havary as their next spokeswoman. It might be a bit untraditional, but with where our society is at right now I think it is the right time.
Butts have been back in fashion for years. Boobs are the everlasting classic. This woman has both, and she is ethnically ambiguous enough to please everyone. I really do not see where they could go wrong with this decision.
If they wanted to commit public suicide and ensure everyone moves on to drinking almond milk then they would hire someone like Jennifer Lawrence. I know she used to be America’s sweetheart, but somewhere along the line people started resenting her. I still don’t understand why, but I really wish someone would have told me sooner. Now I am stuck with a tattoo of the girl on my lower back that everyone laughs at.
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