Briahna Gilbert Nude in a Hammock Purchased in the Hammock District

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brian-mcgee - September 20, 2017

At the end of this amazing scene from one of the best episodes of The Simpsons, Homer's boss Hank Scorpio tasks him with finding out who invented the hammock. I looked it up, and you should too (it dates back longer than you think), only after you've gazed at the beauty of Briahna Gilbert laying a hammock.  

I don't know if Briahna purchased this as a business hammock, or if she was thinking it would mostly be for leisure. My guess is she knew it was the latter, but said it was the former so she could write it off during tax season. That hammock tax loophole is foolproof, I don't know why more people don't take advantage of it.

It's probably because, at the end of the day, we just don't rock a hammock as well as Briahna. Most of us don't look as good naked as she does, but that shouldn't stop us from following her brave example. I think I know where she might have picked that hammock up... Maybe she got it at Maryann's Hammocks, where Maryann gets in the hammock with you! Let's all hang out in hammocks for the rest of the day.

Photo Credit: MK Tran