Britain’s Best Boobs Vs. Britain’s Biggest Boobs: A Humpday Huzzah Special Battle

We've been fortunate to see Britain's most famous funbags this week with the reveal of Kate Middleton topless on holiday, but, let's be honest, when we think English birds, we're thinking fun, full, and flouncy tops from some of the world's must spirited and bubbly gals. So, when our friends at Zoo magazine put out Melissa Debling as their 'Britain's Best Boobs' and our school chums from Nuts magazine put out their 'Britain's Biggest Boobs' issue, featuring the bodacious likes of Holly Peers and Sophie Reade, on this Humpday, we have to ask the very pertinent question: Is Britain's Best Better Than Britain's Biggest?

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