aldo-vallon - April 1, 2018
Um, I’m not quite sure what this lady is sitting in, but it has me about as enthralled as the sight of her boobs. I see a pair like that just about every day, but I can confidently say I have never seen a chair like that in my life.
Is this the abstract “art” that I have been hearing so much about? It is certainly making me think, I just don’t know if I like it. At first I thought it was the shape of a giant tongue, but then I thought it looked more like a giant stiletto shoe, and that leads me to my initial interpretation. Perhaps this object is supposed to be both. Just hear me out.
Maybe it is supposed to represent the panting dog that most men turn into whenever they see a sexy woman, as embodied by the high heeled shoe. Or maybe I am overthinking it and this was just an abomination that made it passed the furniture manufacturers quality control. Regardless, I do not think I would buy it if it did not come with a certificate proving Bryiana Noelle’s naked body had touched it.