Carla Guetta in Miami

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Tex Hollywood - March 2, 2020

Carla Guetta is a Madrid based, Ibiza Raised, French model who you can follow on social media HERE .

I assume that she was not actually raised in Ibiza, but there is a chance that her dad is David Guetta, in which case...maybe she was.

In this shoot, she's in Miami in her underwear, probably from Art Basel, because that is the event all the European scenesters attend. It's luxurious, the DJs are there, if you're not there, you don't exist. Kind of thing.

I've been to my grandma's trailer in South Florida and never have I seen anything remotely as great as this. I'm more exposed to 300 pound retirees drinking booze out of their Disney Land portable coffee mugs in the pool. Maybe my South Florida, isn't this South Florida, and thus the wrong South Florida.