Chantelle Connelly Topless on the Beach in Tenerife

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bill-swift - May 9, 2016

Oh, Chantelle Connelly. May I say that while carefully adjusting the blanket over my groinal region to avoid any kind of embarrassment let alone any more unnecessary arrests. The Geordie Shore star is taking her funbags to the tropical climates of Spain and Tenerife lately, mostly in a bikini barely covering her jugs of epic goodness. Now, quite a step up, a bare topless shoot along the beach of the vacation locale, showing off the full power of her bodacious funbags. In short, we've hit the jackpot.

Chantelle is one of those reality show stars from a show we could care less about, but for whom we hold a special place in our reproductive regions for their busty female cast members striving for attention. This is where it leads. And this is epic. Chantelle, I liked you before, let's call it full on boyfriend-girlfriend type feelings now. I don't go for LTRs. How about a week of daiquiris and silk sheets? I might need an adult diaper just to maximize my go-time. Those melons are crazy. I must alit to the cold shower now. Can I take my eyes off the screen? Probably not. Enjoy.

Photo credit: AKM-GSI