Courtney Stodden, Kendall Jenner, Jennette McCurdy, Ashley Tisdale, and Paulina Gretzky All in Bikinis for the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

Don't think a little thing like an American Independence Day holiday is going to slow down the photo-self-absorbed sextastic celebrities of our purview from snapping off photos of them own damn hot selves. No, the competition for attention around the holidays only intensifies, in reverse proportion to the amount of clothing they are all wearing in their photos thanks to the July weather. It's definitely getting hot inside the current edition of the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup.

This week's STR includes Jennette McCurdy and her delicious bikini body top, Paulina Gretzky bikini chilling in Barbados with her monkey, Rihanna flashing her ta's through a see-through top, Kendall Jenner showing off her teen bikini body, Ashley Tisdale showing off her own grown up starlet frame, Sofia Vergara topping them all with big veteran jugtastics, and much much more. You owe it to to the signers of the Declaration of Independence (save for George Clymer, he was kind of a dick) to check out each and every one of these smoking hot selfies. Enjoy.