Cowgirl Jennifer Alan Wants To Show You How She Rides

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aldo-vallon - June 4, 2018

If only real life cowgirls were as attractive as Jennifer Alan. For some reason they never seem to have that same sexy slim body. They are usually built more like a cow than a cowgirl.

And don’t get me wrong, I love a girl who can deadlift an F-250 as much as the next guy, but there is a time and place for that type of thing, and ideally it would not happen unless I was stranded on a desert island with her. Because, you know, there would be no witnesses. My image is already held in such low regard by my friends that if it drops any lower I might get kicked out of the friend circle for good, and where would that leave me? With ol’ Bessie and a crushed pelvis, that’s where.

If Jennifer really did grow up on a farm then something tells me she was the indoor type. She would most likely have a wider pair of shoulders on her from lugging around haybales, not those dainty little things that can actually fit into a female blouse. So I tip my hat to whichever parent is responsible for preserving that feminine figure of hers. We all owe them a debt of gratitude.


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