bill-swift - August 17, 2011
Oh, for shame, for shame.
You may have heard of the Mann-Boob scandal in the current comedy film, The Change Up, where actress and Judd Apatow wife, Leslie Mann flashes the fleshy mounds in a couple scenes in the R-rated comedy, only, whoa, these funbags are reportedly pure fakery, either prosthetics or penned up in some computer room by giggling nerds digitally drawing boobies over some type of chest puppy cover-up apparatus, or both. It's...it's...well, it's an abomination, the act of altering that which is so amazing, like repainting the Mona Lisa with a little hat to make her more fashion forward, or sanding down the pointy tops of the Pyramids at Giza to make them child-safe. Boobus criminalus.