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bill-swift - July 18, 2013
Whoa. Sometimes, I have to remind myself to breathe. Like when I see the uber-sextastic Emily Ratajkowski, the girl of my current dreams, all kinds of nekkid and wearing a stuffed animal over her head. Not that I don't find Emily to be one of the most beautiful women in all of Hollywood, with a face like an angel would have when pretending to be a devil, but kinky furry cosplay, well, that does add to the intrigue.
Muchos muchos credit to EgoReader 'Sal' for understanding that my intersection of Ratajkowski lust and general passion for the world's most stupendously hot bodies lies right here in this Marissa Joye Peden photoshoot of the former iCarly actress and now A-1 hot body model. I believe I'm reaching a new plateau of lust for Emily. It's like a marathoner hitting the wall and breaking through. You didn't even know this plateau existed until you found yourself upon it, just hoping nobody sees what you're doing to yourself as your peruse these photos. Enjoy.