Erin Holland Nipple Covers at Harper’s Bazaar Party in Sydney

When you're rocking a braless look, you've got a choice. You can say fuck it and just let those nips rub against the fabric of whatever top you're wearing, or you can protect your sensitive areolas with nipple shields. Former Miss World Australia Erin Holland opted for the latter, and while it may have prevented any nip slips, it certainly didn't prevent a nip shield slip.

I was only recently introduced to "nipples rubbing against coarse fabric" as a reason for wearing pasties, and that makes a modicum of sense. I was remarking that a nipple pasty is like a pasty that covers the hole on the end of my dick. You're still seeing 90% of the goods, why not go the extra ten? Anyway, that's what I get for arguing with a woman, amirite guys? 

Erin Holland is still letting us see most of her breasts, so that's pretty good. We'll take that over her sacrificing her nipple comfort just to give us a full glimpse of the goods. It makes me wish tailors would start making silkier and smoother linings for these fancy ass jackets. Come on guys, you're killing us!

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