Evan Rachel Wood Flaunts Her Topless Body in Stylish Pictorial

Sometimes I think I was born with sixth sense, or perhaps more technically speaking, a fifth, since I lost my sense of smell in a tragic beef jerky and Dennison's Chili only weekend with the boys three years ago, but I feel like I can tell when a celebrity skin reveal is coming on. Call it a premonition or Extra Sextastic Perception, or just call it the lady in 4B who smells like utensils and steals all my magazines, but I felt this Evan Rachel Wood toplessness coming on. I surely did.

The Carolina native born serious actress type loves to get her bodily exhibition freak on, or just her freak's freak on in the case of her long relationship with Marilyn Manson, and in the current edition of Flaunt magazine, the magazine that dares to go there, Evan Rachel Wood shows us why she's interesting to look at, especially when flashing her fun parts.

I knew this was coming, but I never lose the feeling of a kid on Christmas morning when it happens. I can't draw or sing so well, and my SAT scores eradicated my childhood dreams of becoming the scientist who invents a cure for jock itch, so this is my special gift I share with the world. Enjoy.