Camila Cabello Nip Slip at the Radio 1 Teen Awards

 There is something oddly arousing about the getup that Camila Cabello has on. It is reminiscent of a repressed woman from the Victorian era who has just walked into the red light district. But maybe that is just me. I also get turned on when I am driving through Amish country. Something about those monotone colors and bonnets really does it for me. I figure there must be something pretty good underneath all those layers, otherwise why go through all the trouble, right? No uggos need to cover up for the sake of modesty because who would be tempted? That is something that is reserved for the attractive women. They are the ones at risk of tempting all the fellas and making them churn the metaphorical butter, if you know what I mean. If Camilla was to take on the Amish lifestyle I do not think the rest of them would last to the end of the year. If they found out that the outside world held more women like that they would doff their suspenders faster than you could say barn raising.    

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