aldo-vallon - January 31, 2019
Before I even knew there was going to be nudity I was sold on the idea of watching SMILF. I guess that is what happens when a show gets titled after a dirty acronym. That is not to say I am without any standards. Had they used GILF as the acronym I probably would have been less tempted. Probably.
And now that I know there is a guarantee of at least a little bit of Frankie boobs, I will be on it for sure. My time is precious to me, and I cannot be wasting it on subpar shows that run the risk of there being no nudity in them. That is a young man’s game.
I used to get a thrill out of watching a new movie without knowing if there was going to be a gratuitous sex scene or not, but that thrill left me long ago. A gambler can only lose it all so many times before he is forced to face the fact that he has terrible judgement. My terrible judgement resulted in me putting it all on black three rounds in a row, or in other words, playing three Pixar movies.