rusty-mattis - August 17, 2017
Man, I wish I was cool enough to just have one name. It seems like if you're a dude and you have one name, you're the coolest cat. And if you're a lady with just one name, then you're the sexiest lady around. Maybe then Halsey would respond to my tweets.
You probably have to take some kind of quiz at the DMV to get to go by one name. I bet it's really tough and I've never been really great at taking tests. I bet for the ladies it's real simple, you just have to be super hot. Hasley probably just showed up at the test center, they took one look at her, and said; "Yep, you're super sexy. You are now known as Hasley from hence forth!" They'd have to say something fancy like hence forth because it's super important to be called by one name. Hasley, you make those judges proud. You are super sexy and you have really earned your one name, and one name only. I'm never going to get that magical invite to join the one name club, but I guess that's okay. We all still get to see Hasley's boobs and that's nothing to shake a stick at. That makes us kind of cool, in our own way.
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