Helena Mattsson Nipple Slip Can Defeat Iron Man

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bill-swift - April 28, 2010

Okay, so I wrote this whole post before noticing that there is a Helena Mattsson nipple slip in the very last picture. So I'm changing the title from "Helena Mattsson is the Hottest Woman Alive" to "Helena Mattsson Nipple Slip Can Defeat Iron Man." It only seems appropriate. Here is the original post:

It's official, I have just declared it, Helena Mattsson is the Hottest Woman Alive. Or Most Beautiful Woman Ever. Or the Hottest Most Beautiful Woman Who Has Ever Been in the History of Ever and the Universe. But really, you try arguing this after seeing these pictures of the Swedish-born Helena Mattsson (and her cleavage!) at the Iron Man 2 premiere. Scarlett Johansson, Gwyneth Paltrow, and Olivia Munn were all there, and while they are still some of the hottest women around, they couldn't hold a candle to the glory that is Helena Mattsson. And no, I've never heard of her either.