Holly Peers and Sam Cooke Get Funbag Fierce In This Week’s Battle of the Boobtastic

You can take your grey and white smoke signals all you want. Here at Egotastic!, when it's time to elect a new queen of the chest puppies, we put our two top contenders of the week into the Thunderdome of Ta-Ta's and let them duke it out for queen of the flesh hills. This is how grown men decide important matters.

This week's Battle of the Boobtastic features Page 3 hotness from blonde delight Sam Cooke and her opponent, the ever-ready and ever-wood inducing Holly Peers. Two supremely fine women blessed with amazing chest puppies. You'd dream of taking both home to meet your mother, but there can only be one. So, you must decide, whose early spring melons reign supreme?