Iggy Azalea Camel Toe Bounds Like a Joey Down Under

Iggy Azalea is doing everything big these days. Big records, big audiences, big scandals, and yesterday in Los Angeles, big camel toe. You know I've always got my eyes peeled for the eye of the camel as it is, but when you're wearing super tight bright orange shorts and your fully loaded buttside is stretching them super tight around your frontside, well, the camel toe red alert sirens just go off by themselves. Iggy's cleft almost sucked those entire shorts up in into her happy parts. That would've been a sight.

Say what you want about Iggy Azalea, she puts on a solid exhibition, on stage, in public, and perhaps on tape according to her ex-boyfriend slash producer. I admire a woman who loves to put on a good show and bring smiles to complete strangers. What have you done to make a million people happy today? You see how I turned that on you. Iggy for Camel Toe President. Enjoy.