brian-mcgee - July 17, 2018
There's nothing more reliable than attention seeking behavior once one's career has hit the skids. Take Iggy Azalea for example. After her legal battle with the Wine Boss, she's been more or less persona non grata in the music industry, but the Wine Boss don't regulate social media, yo, leaving her free to fuck the floor and share it with the world.
I'm not entirely sure what her deal is and why she was ever famous in the first place, but she's definitely not famous anymore, which is why we're writing about her. Boom! Man, I got Egotastic good, didn't I? Take that!
Anywho, what were we talking about? Oh yeah, Iggy Azalea. To borrow a phrase from Stuttering John, do you consider her more of a has-been or a never-was? I'm not one to make such decision since I never really knew who she was in the first place, but I'm sure you guys have strong opinions on this.
If nothing else, we've learned that a big ass alone doesn't keep your career afloat. Sure, it'll keep you afloat in the event of a water landing, but it's no good otherwise. Just a word of advice to you aspiring big assed starlets out there. Pick a hobby.
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