Thank God It’s Funbags: India Reynolds Chest Heals Heartfelt Wounds

It's been a tough day for Cousin Jonathan, watching Reese Witherspoon heading off to Ojai this weekend to be married to her agent, kind of like Vince marrying Ari. I tried to explain to Cousin Jonathan that his shot at hooking up with Reese was always one in a million, but now he's sobbing like a kindergarten girl here because he says his odds just dropped to one in a bazillion. So, for Cousin Jonathan, and all you folks out there who can't be with the ones you lust, well, lust the ones your with, in this case, the amazingly sexy brunette glamor model, India Reynolds from her recent Nuts photoshoot. If ridiculously fun funbags can't cure what ails you, you're probably beyond repair. Enjoy.