Inside Milla’s Sexy Body

For any men that have been feeling down lately, I will offer you a consolation pick-me-up that I have just been made aware of. Due to being a man, you most likely do not have boobs (some exceptions apply). What you might not be aware of, or have never appreciated, is that you can perform armpit farts in any position that you are in. It does not matter if you are standing, sitting, or lying down.

Women are not so lucky. Look at Milla as an example. When that busty little nymph lies on her back, her natural boobs naturally separate and they fall right between her arms and her ribcage. If she tries to play the ol’ invisible bagpipe she is going to have to fight against the will of those water balloons.

Obviously she has experienced this trouble before, and that is why she gave up on trying and immediately moved on to playing her vaj like a harp with such ferocity. Don’t get me wrong, it is impressive, but it doesn’t come anywhere close to being as cool as playing Seven Nation Army with your armpit.

Photos Via X-Art