earl-jonas - April 22, 2019
First off, after seeing last night's episode, I think I finally know what Game of Thrones is. It's a long ass commercial for Busch Gardens Williamsburg right? Am I getting warmer? ::LIGHT SPOILERS AHEAD:: Sunday's final season sophomore episode found that whole gang hanging out in a castle or something anticipating their impending clash with the White Walkers. As defeat, and therefore death, is becoming a distinct possibility in the minds of our ragtag crew, many act out in surprising ways.
One of those is the virginal Arya Stark, played by Maisie Williams. She wants to get it on like Donkey Kong with a dude before the battle, and strips down for the first time in the show's history. We see her smooth ass and about as much side boob as one can get without drawing nip. What a bonny lass. Who's craving an old-timey turkey leg and a spin on the Loch Ness Monster. Gasp. The commercial. It's working.
Photo Credit: HBO via Mr. Skin