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Jacqueline Sheen Is The Hottest Playmate Of The 90’s In This Smoldering Hot Vintage Nude Shoot

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aldo-vallon - June 14, 2018

Jacqueline Sheen has the kind of tan lines that only the ‘90s could have produced.

That was back when bronzers were as likely to give you cancer as actual exposure to the Sun, so everyone just took their chances. The fake tans didn’t even last as long. If I wanted to look like I had vitiligo then I would have taken that meth head up on his offer to tattoo me with his homemade gun. At least then I could have come out looking like a knockoff version of Rorschach from Watchmen.

Everyone needs to take note of the shoulders on Jacqueline. She looks like she could have been a stunt double for Jesse Ventura in Predator. This is why you do not ignore the rest of your body for the glamour muscles. Trust me, you do not want to be the guy who gets shown up by the model doing lat raises. That is a hard shame to bounce back from. Before lunchtime even the mall walkers will hear about it and your street cred will be shot. So dig deep and take the time to blast those delts. Your ego will thank me.

 

Photo Credit: Playboy Plus

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