Jennifer Lopez Asstastic Wild on Stage in Singapore

Jennifer Lopez has quite the life. She's somewhere in the world on any given day flashing her amazing MILFtastic thumper on stage half-nekkid and lip-synching into a microphone for screaming fans. That's not too shabby as far as careers go. Not that it beats blogging, but it's close.

Of course, to make this lifestyle work, you need to be in your 40's with the asstastic of a 20-year old booty model. And J-Lo delivers that whacking thwacking booty every single time she hits the stage. They're not coming for the auto-tuned music. They're coming to see the butt slapping goodness. Okay, like one kid is coming for the music. But he probably gets made fun of at school. Enjoy.