Joanna Krupa Body Paint for PETA

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elliot-wolf - September 13, 2017

I'm a very respectful man of other individual's relationships. I'm not the type to pry or stick my fingers in the pie of another man's business but I couldn't help but to overhear Joanna Krupa was single again. My world lit up like my pick up did when I tossed my unfinished tobacco stick into the bed full of fireworks on my way to the park to celebrate the fourth. I wasn't being safe and it is an accident that will never occur again. But it seems I have tripped and accidentally fallen in love with a Miss Krupa doing some sort of role play in a PETA protest. She is looking mighty ferocious as a tempting tiger obviously to get my attention. I am so sold on you darling. And I will pay you every penny of my attention until I go bankrupt.

I love a woman that can get behind a good cause. Even if the rumor is PETA is not the most trustworthy group of animal rescuers, her heart is in the right place. If she loves wild life I have a blanket and six volumes of Big Cat Diary to offer her at my house. We can cuddle like some cubs all night. I can guarantee it won't be anything less than a good time. 


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