Joanna Krupa Topless Suntanning on a Yacht, In a Thong, My Heart!

Joanna Krupa is one of the prettiest women I've ever had the chance to sit across from who wasn't in restraints or trying to hurt me. Just an amazing natural model hot beauty with the body of an Olympian goddess. A Polish goddess. A flaxen haired topless golden hot girl goddess on a yacht with her stupid husband. Man, I need to finalize my yacht payment plan. They really are the foundation of so many dreams.

Joanna carries the European mindset about suntanning that shuns thoughts of skin cancer in favor of thoughts of how amazing your funbags will look without tan lines. I must applaud at least half of this decision. I certainly applaud all of the wonderful wonderments contained at the end of our telescopic lens. If you've got it, flaunt it. Oh, boy has Joanna got it. Enjoy.

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