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bill-swift - October 21, 2014
Do I have a thing for lusty busty blondes with natural curvy goodness? I do indeed. I'm a man who stands up for what he believes in, provided I won't be punched or kicked or have the kids all put Scotch tape in my hair. Oh, second grade, you were rough. Today I'm standing up, as soon as I can without suffering embarrassment, for my hottie delight Jodie Gasson. Jodie's name alone makes me smile. Jodie's body makes me smile all over.
Featured in this lovely pictorial in front of the wooden cabin a la the one where Jodie I would likely spend the winter together with nothing but the grinding of our stranger danger parts to keep us warm, Jodie shows why an hourglass figured woman in a slinky dress that soon comes off is just about the most sextastic bit of visual wonderment ever. So simple and yet so hard. I mean her striptease, not... never mind. Job well done, Jodie. Let's go to Disneyland and get thrown off the Matterhorn for lewd conduct. It's my dream to someday have that happen when I'm actually with somebody else. Enjoy.