aldo-vallon - October 10, 2017
Normally when I find out a girl has a tattoo from the Harry Potter universe I know exactly what I am going to be in for. In Kaylee's case I have not a clue. She should alter that ink from "expecto patronum" to "expecto to-see-my-bum" because that is just about the only safe assumption one can make if she already has her top off. Add to that the fact she is on a bed and those odds just went up. If I had any money to invest in the stock market I would be buying up shares of Pleasuretown, Incorporated. I have a feeling those stocks would be about to go through the roof.
I have always thought I could make a killing in the stock market if I had a few million dollars to burn through. How hard could it be, right? Throw it all in nudie films and junk food. Those have been the two constants throughout history. Even neanderthals would gather round the cave wall to watch someone draw nudes while they chowed down on pork rinds.