Keke Palmer Nipple Pokes For Red Carpet Notoriety in the Big Apple

I haven't heard of the movie The Imitation Game, but I have heard of lovely hottie Keke Palmer and I know well the myth of the alluring lady nipples. That's more than enough for me to take note of Keke and her see-through bra type top at the movie premiere in New York last night, flashing a healthy dose of her headlights through her designer styled top that I'm sure cost more than my rent. To be fair, a large Evian and a California Roll to go costs more than my rent, but that's because I live an economical life, you know, by choice.

I don't know if anybody else has noticed it, but there has definitely been a trend toward see-through tops in 2014. I'd like to think the coven of fashionistas got together at some point and decided it was time to do something for the guys, but I'm guessing this has more to do with reinventing trends and being fashion forward and other nonsense that equals billions of dollars in annual sales. However, a gentleman ogler never looks a gift nipple in the mouth. Wait, actually, I think we do do that. Mmmm. Enjoy.