Kelly Brook Bootyful Bottom and Maybe a Little Toe in Stretch Pants

Oh, blessed stretch pants. How much appreciation you deserve, but unfortunately mostly only receive praise in women's magazines talk about dressing comfortably throughout the day. Nay, you may be comfortable to wear, you are more than straining on the gentleman oglers who gaze upon your fabric stretched to the fare-thee-well over the curvaceous asstastic of Kelly Brook. So tight across her perfectly squeezable bum that you may very well be revealing some of her lovely cleft on the anterior. Absolutely delightful.

Kelly Brook has been hitting the gym hard and fast since landing her role in Ellen's new sitcom about modern day families or something like that which will make it harder for me to watch since I have to to see Kelly Brook in the role of sexpot. Kelly's clearly shaved a little off her sides while still maintaining that alluring sense of full-bodied woman that has made her the queen of daydreams the world over. Next time, let's try even snugger stretch pants, Kelly. How tight can you take? I can go deeper. Enjoy.

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