Kim K Takes An Extra Curvy Body Mold To Pimp Her Perfumes

If you ever wanted an anatomically accurate bottle molded from the body of Kim Kardashian in your house, your oddly specific dreams are about to come true. When Kim announced earlier this week that she was developing her own fragrance—one that's sure to stand out from the crowd of available perfumes, I'm sure—she also announced that the product would come packaged in a bottle modeled on her own body.

If you're a body molded perfume bottle kind of guy, I'm guessing you've already got this on pre-order so it can sit on a silver tray on your bureau next to your various bottles of Jean Paul Gaultier and Mrs. Butterworth. It's gonna be a collector's item, for sure.

You should stockpile them like Beanie Babies in your mom's attic. There's plenty of room up there for anatomically correct bottles of Kim Kardashian perfume. I mean, what else are you gonna do with all that perfume? Wear it? I don't think so.

I can tell you, without having sniffed any of her perfume, that Kim Kardashian will absolutely put the word "toilet" in back in the eau de toilette business. You can take that to the bank!

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