Kim Kardashian Attention Grabbing Topless Selfie

I wonder if the Department of Redundancy Department is going to come after me for that title. After all, everything Kim Kardashian does is attention grabbing, so does it really make sense to point it out? I feel like we're never going to see Kim Kardashian shamelessly shun attention. That would be an actual attention grabber, wouldn't it?

Maybe not, this is getting awfully confusing. I mean, her not seeking attention would be more attention grabbing than her actively seeking out attention. It's like how a shark has to keep moving or it dies—or whatever that old wives tale is. It's the same for Kim Kardashian. If she's not being paid attention to, she knows exactly how to get our attention. However, her attention grabbing antics aren't so much attention grabbing as they are reminders that she exists and has big breasts and big ass.

I wonder if the day will ever come when we'll all just stop paying attention to Kim Kardashian? I doubt it, especially since she makes sure we remember who she is every couple of hours. That kind of shameless self promotion is worth of our attention. Or is it? We may never know!

Photo Credit: Instagram / Mr. Skin