Kinsey Wolanski Busty Pair And More From ‘Slasher Party’

I am so used to seeing tan lines on a girl’s boobs that I am still a little thrown off when I see one with a perfectly even tan. That is not to say that I do not like it, I’m simply caught off guard. I do have some qualifiers that must be met before I go and give any of them my respect.

The most important standard being whether or not they achieved the tan from the Sun, or from some blue cancer box. In order for me to appreciate a tan I need to know that it was achieved the old fashioned way, by having their goods exposed to the heavens and whichever peeping Toms were lucky enough to be in the vicinity. ‘

Getting a tan from a controlled environment would be like doing acid under the supervision of medical personnel. It takes all of the fun out of it. What was traditionally a badge of courage to be worn on the breast, gets turned into a nerd’s pocket protector. In my opinion this act of deceit should be included amongst the rest of the stolen valor criteria.

Photo Credit: Mr. Skin