Kristina Shannon and Karissa Shannon Asstastic Twinsies Poolside Photoshoot

Wow. I think I could barely handle one of the Shannon twins pimping and preening about all wet and sheer and bending over and flashing amazing bottomside. But two, together. Well, that's a version of synchronized swimming likely to get its very first male viewer ever.

Kristina Shannon and Karissa Shannon put on quite the asstastic display in a Beverly Hills pool, like two amazing water nymphs exiting the water to create havoc upon the walking upright males of the world. And, oh, how glorious that havoc would be. Wet, wild, and just a little bit wooly. Enjoy.