Lacey Banghard Boob-Battles Sabine Jemeljanova in Our Thursday Page 3 Duel of the Double-D’s

As you know, I believe that someday, all war will cease when nations turn to boobtastic battles in the place of true violence. When the countries of this world put their finest funbags into the Thunderdome of ta-tas for the ultimate battle where four may enter, but only two may leave. It will be a true peace on earth.

And, in our own way, we are leading the path toward enlightenment with help from our friends at Page 3 and our very own little T-dome combat of the chest puppies, this week featuring the inimitable Lacey Banghard going mam-to-mam against the difficult to pronounce, but happy on your tongue Sabine Jemeljanova, two fine glamour model champions with hearts (and chests) of gold. (And while you're window shopping, do not be afraid to check out those bodacious booties!). Enjoy.