bill-swift - February 3, 2015
Camouflage colored bikinis might hide you from the lesser telescope savvy man, but not from the all-seeing eye of Egotastic! Not when you have a thong booty quite as perfect as Lauren Stoner. The Miami model thought maybe the blend-in colored bikini would keep our ogling eyes off her perfect bikini body. No chance. She'd need stealth technology not yet invented or admitted to by the military before that were to happen.
Lauren has been putting on something of an incredible show this week in Miami, throwing her own hat and every fine female part below, into the ring of finest female form on the beach in South Florida. The competition is beyond rough, it's downright cutthroat. I can only wait for the time it transitions into cut-bikini strings. That will be amazing. For now, I'm quite content with Lauren's keester in camouflage. It's what you call solid. Enjoy.
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