bill-swift - July 17, 2010
My unlicensed psychiatrist, Dr. Steve, tells me I'm suffering from Compulsive Ogling Disorder in relation to the Gossip Girls. His recommendation, no staring, leering, or peeking for four weeks. Abstinence? Really? But, how am I to avoid these lovely ladies when Leighton Meester nipple poke pictures and Blake Lively cleavage pictures are constantly invading my gray matter? Leighton Meester pokies have remote control access to my orbital sockets. The boobtastic Blake Lively controls my neck muscles. I'm not even prepared to discuss what anatomical parts Leighton's sexy butt controls on my body. I'm helpless!