Let’s Take A Brief Tour of Playmate Andrea Kuoni’s Sexiest Topless, Nude Body Paint, and See-Through Lingerie Pics

I hope that is only prop wine that Andrea Kuoni is spilling all over herself, because otherwise what she is doing is a sacrilege and she is risking losing my respect. There is only one thing that I am as passionate towards as I am to models, and that is alcohol. Don’t go wasting something that precious just because you want to give yourself a wet t-shirt.

How hard would it be to switch out the wine for some apple juice? It’s cheaper and isn’t doing anybody any good by just sitting undrunk in their fridge.

Maybe I am being too hard on Andrea. It is possible that her spilling was just an accident that she made on both breasts equally and the photographer managed to capture it on film. It is possible. If that is the case, then someone who close to Andrea, who cares about her and alcohol equally, needs to give that girl a sippy cup. She will stop wasting wine and ruining clothing instantly. And if she is still desperate to wet her top I am sure some man who is near would be more than happy to give her his water glass.

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