Lily Allen’s Totally See-Through Top

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aldo-vallon - October 18, 2018

To think, if Lily Allen had the presence of mind to zip that jacket up her outfit would not even be noteworthy. If I cared to see people wearing tracksuits I would have moved to the Eastern Block. I know where to go get my fix, I do not need Lilly bringing it to me. But thanks to what I am assuming was a unexpectedly warm day, she was forced to unzip all of the way.

Had her track pants been fitted with zip off legs she might not have needed to resort to unzipping the jacket in the first place. Airing out her legs could have been enough. It makes me wonder why track pants do not normally come with this feature? The manufacturers know the outfit is intended for physical activity, it would be nice if they were a bit more accommodating to our needs.

I know snap pants exist, but that is not really the same thing. Zip offs come with an added sense of security. They take a little bit of time to undo. Snap pants are so unsecure that any asshole can run by, rip them off, and take them. Then you’ll be known to the public as the guy who likes to go commando in snap pants.


Photo Credit: MEGA