Lucy Pinder Topless Lingerie Brings Us One Step Closer to Heaven

To say we're deeply in lust with Lucy Pinder, that might be the understatement of the millenium. The brunette vixen from across the pond photographs ridiculously well (not all super hot girls do, mind you) and in the hands of a photographer like Frank White, turns a lingerie striptease pictorial into a piece of art. Well, pieces of art. At least two amazing pieces.

At some point, we need to start recognizing different categories of hotness, echelons of Egotastic!, but for today, we'll just recognize Lucy Pinder as a girl who has a higher success rate than Viagra in firming up the male constitution. Enjoy.