bill-swift - November 2, 2016
Something to consider when wearing a revealing Halloween dresss. Consider underpants. I'm speaking now as the father of Martha Hunt, not a gentleman ogler of the Victoria's Secret model who nearly fell out of his La-Z-Boy recliner eye-spying Martha's precious and bare lady nest.
It's unclear who Martha Hunt was homaging for her costume. Marilyn perhaps. Though she knew to wear big white granny panties when standing in similar garb above a subway grate. Martha Hunt just went for it. No panties and in a loosely fitting short dress. And good for her. Also good for us. Tis the spirit of the season. Every season as far as I'm concerned. Best trick or treat treat ever. Enjoy.
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