Mellisa Clark, Rhian Sugden, and Lissy Cunningahm Are Back, and Front, and Topless in a Page 3 Roundup

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bill-swift - April 3, 2015

You know I forever miss my Page 3 British hotties when I don't see them for some period of time. They're like sex itself. Five minutes after you'd had them, you quite convinced you've never had them before in your life and you will die if you don't soon. That's a crappy metaphor in comparison to how ridiculously hot and inspiring the likes of Melllisa Clarke, Rhian Sugden, Sabine Jemeljanova, Kelly Hall, and Lissy Cunningham truly are. I dare you to look at these luscious bodied ladies and not feel good about the future of humanity. In particular, your future next trip to a private space to express your fuller appreciation.

I'm not exactly sure why British people keep trying to ban all the fun stuff in their country. I suppose that's the nature of the public mob in any land. Some people just hate fun. Which I suppose is their right. But when they start blockading funbags, that's when I have to slip into my cape and move into superhero mode. I can't fly or life buildings or really even run so fast, but I can post photos of some amazing looking women with racks of gold. Thus, I engage. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: The Sun Page 3

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